So… while growing up in my small town we had this idiot nerd-fuck named Robert in our graduating class. He was your classic nerd. He had the glasses, the sunken in chest, hair is all fucked up, you could open up an encyclopedia and find his picture under the heading Nerd.

Anyway… He goes off to college and we never hear from him again. Time for the 20 year reunion and there he is. Pulling up in a Porsche. Two hot babes in tow. Both hot mommas are sporting wide asses and tits to match. We were all thinking, WTF???

Turns out Rob was into business and he met some guys in college who were into porn. If you remember the song, “I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks, lets make lots of money,” by the Pet Shop Boys, you can understand how this kinda thing happens… and how it played itself out.

Now Rob is the R in RKNet Media. The good folks behind RK.com a.k.a. the Reality Kings. The girls he brought with him to the reunion were from Monster Curves. It would be safe to say he got a lot of attention and later on we were all glued to our laptops back in our hotel rooms while our wives/dates slept.

I walked away from that encounter a new man. I had a new found respect for Rob and I jumped right on board with the whole porn thing. If there is one thing Rob hasn’t forgotten it is where he came from. He doesn’t let anyone push you around and fuck with your credit card, Email address or anything else private about you. This dude is one class act in a sea of “some pretty fucked up people”.

So if you are going to give your financial data to anyone tonight and finally get what you have been searching for, the Reality Kings and Monster Curves are your best bet. Not only do you get some of the widest asses in the porn industry, you also get treated with the respect you deserve!

The RK.com team runs 40 Inch Plus, Big Naturals, 8th Street Latinas, In the VIP and more. Twenty-eight sites in all. Each one better than the last. Some of them, like MILF Hunter, have been around since 2001. Updating weekly the entire time. DVD’s of quality porn!